You only have 1 hour to live...

You wake up in a dirty, windowless bathroom, chained to a rusting metal pipe on the wall. This is like Saw. In the centre of the room is a computer with a message on the screen:

You have been poisoned. Unless you take the antidote within 1 hour you will die. I will dispense the antidote if you use the computer to create a remix of a song that would enjoy great success in Thailand.

The evil genius didn't count on you reading this though. To create a successful Thai remix, select a song. Then use "the beat." There is only one beat used for a thai remix. I kid you not, the same beat is used for every single remix. It features a "1-2" beat and an occasional drum flurry. Speed up the original song and finally lay a man saying "huhhuhhuhhuh" over the top of most of the song.

You've just completed a thai remix as good as any you will hear on a commercial radio station and it only took you 6 minutes. Enjoy your antidote and future success as a Thai DJ.

I won't be updating this blog any more - go to The Penang Blog to see my new and exciting Malaysia blog!